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My Neighbor Totoro (1988) - iPhone Backgrounds

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theheartmaid:

its-tuesday-again:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

the video that this gif

comes from

OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN I GET GIFS OF THE ENTIRE THING LIKE OMFG WE NEED MORE THAN JUST THE BEGINNING

Woah, that’s hot.

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nerdsandgamersftw:

bluhbluhkiryu:

roswell73:

amroyounes:

My part I of a two part series on Pope Francis and why I think he rocks!  There has been a backlash against religiosity lately with all that is going on in the world and folks like him definitely help restore your faith!

I’m agnostic bordering on atheist and this man warms my heart. He is what we should all strive to be.

I’m not religious, but I love this guy!

No matter your faith, you should always be kind and treat others with respect. This is the type of man I strive to be.

I may disagree with some of his views, but Pope Francis is one of the most level-headed heads of state I know.

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(And it looks like he’s the a queen ♪)

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jmbad-art:

(And it looks like he’s the a queen ♪)

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drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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she-woolf-in-a-blazer:

IF YOU’RE HAVING A CRAP DAY, LOOK AT REAL LIFE SIMBA AND TIMON

she-woolf-in-a-blazer:

IF YOU’RE HAVING A CRAP DAY, LOOK AT REAL LIFE SIMBA AND TIMON

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shionsworld:

Grumpy cat…can also be a princess

Teehee

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We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

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youkaiyume:

UM excuse me. You guys are PROUD of yourselves for accomplishing this. AND YET WE STILL  HAVEN’T REACHED ENOUGH SIGNATURES  TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY???  https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/restore-net-neutrality-directing-fcc-classify-internet-providers-common-carriers/5CWS1M4P

http://plutokitty.tumblr.com/post/74754736466/modmad-neutralnewt-joeywaggoner-this-is

Are you guys FUCKING KIDDING ME?!  Shows you what people think is more important. Justin-fucking-Bieber. Yeah he did shitty things and yeah he should be made to answer for them, but YOU GUYS.

Go help solve REAL WORLD PROBLEMS. PROBLEMS THAT WILL AFFECT YOU MORE DIRECTLY. If you knew about both of these issues and signed the Justin Beiber one and ignored Net Neutrality YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED. If you didn’t know about net neutrality and signed the Justin Beiber petition… well you know NOW. You have an account. Which means you have no excuse to not sign. And if you continue to ignore then… well…

FUCK I’M SO MAD AND DISAPPOINTED RIGHT NOW.

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Shingeki no Frozen

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bonquishalateef:

kittydiggitydog:

jeantwerkstein:

classyrainbowaristocrat:

zaphendrah-knightly:

thegirlwhocantbelabeled:

egbertnog:

timelordoflumpyspace:

justanotherboredteengirl:

sher-locked-in-destiel:

mishacollihns:

Nothing scares me more than Jared firing the shots

Guys, i just checked his twitter— this tweet is real, and the beliebers are coming DOWN on him.
Jarpad requiring backup on the twitter front, ASAP. Reinforcements, your Sammy needs you.

I’m not in the supernatural fandom but GO SUPERNATURAL FANS GO

has the spn fandom just declared war on the beliebers?


why stop at the SPN fandom SuperWhoLock vs the beliebers




the homestucks have your back too

Welcome to the party mother fuckers


Hetalia’s got your back, too, dudes!

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

The beauty of hatred bringing everyone together in harmony *sniffles proudly*

This is the post that will solve all the worlds problems

bonquishalateef:

kittydiggitydog:

jeantwerkstein:

classyrainbowaristocrat:

zaphendrah-knightly:

thegirlwhocantbelabeled:

egbertnog:

timelordoflumpyspace:

justanotherboredteengirl:

sher-locked-in-destiel:

mishacollihns:

Nothing scares me more than Jared firing the shots

Guys, i just checked his twitter— this tweet is real, and the beliebers are coming DOWN on him.

Jarpad requiring backup on the twitter front, ASAP. Reinforcements, your Sammy needs you.

I’m not in the supernatural fandom but GO SUPERNATURAL FANS GO

has the spn fandom just declared war on the beliebers?

why stop at the SPN fandom SuperWhoLock vs the beliebers

the homestucks have your back too

image
image
imageWelcome to the party mother fuckers

Hetalia’s got your back, too, dudes!

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

The beauty of hatred bringing everyone together in harmony *sniffles proudly*

This is the post that will solve all the worlds problems

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